Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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