From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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