4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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