Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
