I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
