i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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