TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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