next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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