just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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