Fuck appropriateness.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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