so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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