we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
found the other keg... it's in the tree
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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