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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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• (914): View more from New York

  My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.

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  She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?

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  well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  They were assless. I wore assless football pants.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...

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