I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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