How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.