Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related