i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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