New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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