He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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