Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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