oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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