I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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