Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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