we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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