So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER