Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off