People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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