I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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