in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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