if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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