So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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