My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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