I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i dont even know how to be here
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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I'm sobbing to NWA
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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