I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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