I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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