i just wanna soil my oats bro
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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