I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I'm really busy with my period
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