Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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