So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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