Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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