She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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