She's JV to your varsity
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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