Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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