I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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