Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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