i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
it glows. i had to have it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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