If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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