My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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