Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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