covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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