You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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