i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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