Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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