The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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