I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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