I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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