How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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