Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
