Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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