i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I am one with the molecules
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Randomize
