You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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