I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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