shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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