Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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