is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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