"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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