I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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